Now Who Doesn't Like the Smell of TheraFlu?

Wuhhh... How often do I ever get sick? Not very. So why not write about it? Yeah, there you go. Taste that phenylalanine. Mmmm.

I am in a very salty mood. Or maybe it's saucy. Or maybe it's actually that I'm just a little bit retarded, and unwilling to erase anything that I'm writing.

Unwilling or uncaring....

Ah, screw it. How 'bout we try this again when my mind is a little more together and you've got more time to fritter away on lame internet junk.